Saturday, April 16, 2011

WINNER!

Poor Charlie Sheen.

He's had a rough couple of weeks, and I suppose it was inevitable that he finally have a nervous breakdown. Can you imagine having to show up to work every day and have to deal with that evil, evil Jon Cryer?

For the uninitiated, Jon Cryer is my arch-nemesis. It began in 2005 when I crushed him at the Nautical Malibu Triathlon. He is such a sore loser, and it his been his life goal to torment me. He has a way of getting into your head, and as a result he has beaten me every year since.

Don't believe me? Scroll through these articles and videos and be appalled at how cruel and cocky he is towards me.

So to Charlie Sheen, I say this: I understand your pain. I know how horrible Jon Cryer can be. Be strong and don't give him the satisfaction of getting to you. It's too late for me, but you can still save yourself.

3 Comments:

Blogger Bruther said...

wow what a claim to fame

2:57 PM  
Blogger A New Beginning said...

I can't get the link to the articles to work. Any suggestions? And yes, I am just now reading it. :-)

9:40 AM  
Anonymous Portugal said...

Wow, what a blog! I mean, you just have so many guts to go ahead and tell it like it is. You’re what blogging needs, an open minded superhero that isn’t afraid to tell it like it is. This is definitely something people need to be up on. Good luck in the future, man.

8:04 PM  

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